HAL 9000 SCIENCE
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The science computer that runs the experiment itself.

Give it a one-line genomics hypothesis tonight; by morning it has run the study — a computed figure, a real statistic, and a provenance block anyone can re-run. No human clicks Run. It is fully operational.

one line · anonymous · never triggers a run

Today's run

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Do ClinVar-pathogenic variants in BRCA1 sit at lower gnomAD population frequency than benign ones?

Jul 13, 2026

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How the computer works

Sentence in, paper out

It scopes your question, pulls real public genomics data, authors and runs its own analysis, and publishes a Markdown readout — no human clicks Run.

Watch it think

A live log streams the computer working stage by stage — triage, scope, dataset, run, write, publish — like a ship's console, not a chat.

Reproducible by construction

Every readout carries the dataset ID, the script hash, and the seed. The figure is computed or it does not exist.

A null result, reported honestly, is still a paper. HAL ships it either way.

From the log

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